Zoophilia - Hilarious and Pathetic, or Genuine Love?

[Doaj]

WARNING: Mature content in this discussion, as well as in the article. Note: The article does not contain pictures.

Dolphin Love

Now, this was an interesting topic on Blootix many years ago, however I'd like to bring it up to a new crowd. This is a man who has sex with dolphins, says it's consensual, and that it isn't bestiality because the animal is consciously consenting.

I personally find this to be hilarious and pathetic, as described in the title. I'm really curious as to what other people think about such a thing. I'm all for not discriminating and understanding peoples' quirks, but damn. Some things really shouldn't be chemically possible, such as falling in love with, and nailing, a dolphin.

Thoughts?

[Philosophy]

What the hell.

Interracial is fine with me. I won't discriminate against homosexuality either. "Zoophilia," or inter-specie, on the other hand... seems incredibly wrong. I don't ever want to see anything like this, nor do I want to be involved in anything like this. Noooo thanks.

[I Changed My Name Too!]

Females, on the other fin,

"Get it? "On the other fin"? Cause I'm fucking a dolphin!"
What a smarmy douche.

I first realized I was a Delphinic Zoophile when I was 12 years old, which is when I had my first sexual encounter with a dolphin. This is not that particular occasion, since my first lover was brutally killed in an act of sensless violence that I will never forgive, or forget.

God damn it, what in the name of fuck is this? Am I reading correctly?
Does this guy have a sob story about the sweet dolphin pussy he got, or is he trolling?
Just something about the phrase "never forgive, never forget" seems familiar to me, where have I heard it?...

Also, oddly enough, this (or back in Blootix days) is not actually the first time I've seen this particular guide.I actually came across it back when I was in my giraffe-fucking phase, as I figured I could branch out and start fucking other exotic-ish animals.

Trust me, you have never LIVED until you've fucked a majestic eagle at the Grand Canyon, or a powerful boa constrictor in the Amazon. I fear no one will ever accept me for who I truly am, but, for a few brief moments when I'm for boffing all these sexy, sexy beasts, I don't care.
I would gladly be put in jail for being caught in the throes of love with a rare Bengal tiger, or a powerful Asian elephant, because I realize that my persecutors are only acting out of pure jealousy, having never tasted the sweet love juices of the scarlet macaw or feeling the loving embrace of a school of sardines as we orgasm together.

[scarletglasses]

K... I'm not sure what I'm supposed to say except, what the fuck? Are you nuts? Inter-species relations is actually kind of wrong because you know, we're different species for a reason and shit doesn't work. I get having love for your pets and all, but that's a purely platonic I'll take care of you and we'll be friends kind of love.

And lmao, this is not the first time I'm seeing this either. Stay on the internet long enough and you see interesting stuff. =P

[Philosophy]

"Get it? "On the other fin"? Cause I'm fucking a dolphin!"
What a smarmy douche.



God damn it, what in the name of fuck is this? Am I reading correctly?
Does this guy have a sob story about the sweet dolphin pussy he got, or is he trolling?
Just something about the phrase "never forgive, never forget" seems familiar to me, where have I heard it?...

Also, oddly enough, this (or back in Blootix days) is not actually the first time I've seen this particular guide.I actually came across it back when I was in my giraffe-fucking phase, as I figured I could branch out and start fucking other exotic-ish animals.

Trust me, you have never LIVED until you've fucked a majestic eagle at the Grand Canyon, or a powerful boa constrictor in the Amazon. I fear no one will ever accept me for who I truly am, but, for a few brief moments when I'm for boffing all these sexy, sexy beasts, I don't care.
I would gladly be put in jail for being caught in the throes of love with a rare Bengal tiger, or a powerful Asian elephant, because I realize that my persecutors are only acting out of pure jealousy, having never tasted the sweet love juices of the scarlet macaw or feeling the loving embrace of a school of sardines as we orgasm together.

HAHA.

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[blexmer]

.....doaj, i just dont know what to say to this one.

point one , how the hell did you come across this?

also, that was just.....weird.....