*takes a deep breath, and plunges...*

[Oxymoron]

... down to the Rising Star forum. Ha! Ha ha!

What, not funny? *glares* Hey, spare a newbie. He's just trying to fit in.

Well, anyway, hello there peeps. My name's Oxymoron, and you guys can call me Moron for short. It's true, I don't mind. What can I say about myself? Hm... er... I've filled up my profile nicely, so any mysteries about me shall be elucidated there. I'm looking forward to befriending you all.

Oh, and ~Sky~, who's a newer newcomer than me, happens to be my girlfriend. I know, things do happen by chance, don't they? What a grand coincidence in this scheme of things. She'll introduce herself shortly, I'm sure, so there's nothing much for me to say.

I think it'll work better if you guys asked the questions, or maybe just find things out about me on your own, or something. The atmosphere's feeling awkward.

[Jigoku Shōjo]

Welcome to RSF. I hope you both enjoy your stay.

[Lind_L_Tailor]

We don't take kindly to morons round these parts.

Oxes are fine though.

[Casanova]

I do like a newbie with a good grasp of the English. Welcome.

Also, I love oxymorons. Almost as much as I love portmanteaus.

[Lind_L_Tailor]

Ports, men, and toes are all perfectly welcome too.

[Contra Fates]

I'm quite a fan of oxymorons myself, so you're very welcome to RSF! =) I love having a couple here, so I hope you two have fun!

[Aleister Black]

For a warm welcome, please refer to the thread of your female counterpart.

[Oxymoron]

Heh, thanks for the welcome. Thanks to Contra Fates for the visitor message and everything too.

I do certainly hope to be as lovable as my name seems around here.