Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[Lind_L_Tailor]

One.

Is it possible to send a running chainsaw through the mail?

[forrealee]

only if you mark it "do not bend"

how many 1$ bills can you fit in your mouth before you choke?

[Aleister Black]

Don't know how many, but it won't be enough to save a bank.

Why has a donut got a hole in it?

[forrealee]

so you can hold it up and pretend to be eating it... but really you are spying on people...

how do calculators work?

[Doaj]

Like upside-down typewriters.

Do you smell what The Rock is cookin'?!

[BlackJack]

The real question is "Can you smell what Barack is cookin'?"

When?

[Lind_L_Tailor]

Then.

How many times have I lied in this topic?

[forrealee]

never.

how many trees can you pick up with one finger?

[Doaj]

A forest-full.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[forrealee]

1 tsp.

how long can you hold your breath before you pass out?

[Aleister Black]

I dunno, I'll get a friend of mine to do it.


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...Um, how do you make someone who's passed out regain consciousness?

[Lind_L_Tailor]

Whip it out. That usually works for me.

When will people pick up on my TGWTG references?

[Doaj]

Your what?

When will people pick up on that I haven't made any references?

[dthc]

They have, that's why you can't get a job.

Has your grandmother ever mailed feces to someone?

[forrealee]

not recently. but she's been known to get feisty.

when was the last time you checked your brain pressure?

[Lind_L_Tailor]

Last millenina.

What's a millenina?

[forrealee]

its every tenth milleninininium...

whats a milleninininium? o_O

[Lind_L_Tailor]

An overly long gag.

Is it gay if it's Hideyoshi? I ask because a friend...

[BlackJack]

As a friend, I say no.

Is turkey bacon kosher?

[forrealee]

depends what day of the week it is... oh and the moon phase plays a factor as well.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a loaf of bread?