Ask A Stupid Question, Get A Stupid Answer

[Lind_L_Tailor]

Here's an example of what we do here:

"Q: Why can't dogs fly?"

"A: Because it was a bad boy.

Q: Why do squrrels climb trees and rabbits go in holes?"

"A: Because they're scared of each other

Q: Why do cows go mooo?"

"A: Because they can't say meow"

Etc.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

[Aleister Black]

It wanted to get a better look at the convertable on the other side.


Why dod dogs lift their hind leg when peeing?

[Lind_L_Tailor]

I'd love to answer you, but I don't know what "dod" means.

Does the carpet match the drapes?

[Aleister Black]

Smartass.

I don't know, but it really ties the room together.

Why do kangaroos jump all the time?

[Casanova]

Because they haven't invented a means of getting into space yet.

Why, in every picture of his, does JFK always smile?

[Doaj]

Because their feet are burning.

Why does my stomach hurt?

EDIT: Casanova beat me to it. You bastard! Now mine makes even less sense! xD

[BlackJack]

Global warming.

Assuming dogs are not cats, what are giraffes?

[I Changed My Name Too!]

Way too tall.

Why shouldn't you keep two blind men in the same room?

[Doaj]

One is a homophobe.

What's black, white and read all over?

[BlackJack]

Corn on the cob.


What is the square root times the mass of acceleration?

[Lind_L_Tailor]

The Holocaust.

MY PEE IS BLOOD RED! IS THAT BAD?!

[Aleister Black]

Only if you're colourblind.


Where do dreams come from?

[BlackJack]

Lind's urine blood.


Line?

[Doaj]

"That's a wrap."

Can I go home now?

[Lind_L_Tailor]

No. You live elsewhere now.

Where is the remote?

[Doaj]

Did you ask the couch cushion?

[Lind_L_Tailor]

30 Chinamen and a Zeppelin, in an elaborate practical joke.

So, does the carpet match the drapes?

[Doaj]

Only if they're drapes of wrath.

One in the hand is worth what again?

[Lind_L_Tailor]

26p and a packet of M&Ms.

What is love?

[BlackJack]

Baby, please hurt me. Hurt me bad.

How many more xkcd references will Lind make in this topic?