Vending Machine Game

[Doaj]

You receive a stroke.

Inserts a McDonald's #2.

[Nami]

* receives a GemüseMac with fries and a lemon-flavored carbonated beverage *

Inserts Professor Aubry.

[Ryvius]

You get Miss Frizzle

*Inserts a Monster Manual*

[Nami]

* receives an interactive 3D MMORPG in which players can feel, smell, hear, and move freely *

Inserts a golden ticket.

[I Changed My Name Too!]

*You receive two Ever-lasting Gobstoppers. Better think this through.*

*inserts college schedule*

[Aleister Black]

You receive a slightly (okay, much) busier college schedule. Pack your bags and study, boy!


*inserts the meaning of our existence*

[Nami]

* receives peace everlasting that transcends circumstance and mere rationale *

Inserts an accordion.