Vending Machine Game

[Inu]

This is the Vending Machine Game:

Poster #1 will start out by posting what they put into the machine.

Poster #2 will say what Poster #1 got out out the machine for what they put in, then Poster #2 puts something into the machine.

Poster #3 will say what Poster #2 got out out the machine for what they put in, then Poster #3 puts something into the machine, and so on and so on...

I start.

*inserts a gun made of orichalcum*

[I Changed My Name Too!]

A small rendering of the Greek underworld Hades.

*inserts a slip of paper reading "The best thing I've ever tasted"*

[Casanova]

A caramel and chocolate flavoured jelly bean.

*inserts middle finger*

[Ryvius]

A Demon's Souls weapon enchantment called "Sticky White Stuff"

*Inserts 9 toes from a twelve-year-old*

[Casanova]

A duvet made of sand complete with ninja crab and plastic spade.

*inserts .44 magnum*

[I Changed My Name Too!]

An aborted fetus painted like a tiny clown

*inserts an old copy of Nintendo Power*

[Contra Fates]

N-Gage.



/me inserts a chihuahua. Still has three remaining.

[Inu]

you get a Taco Bell coupon.

*inserts *

[Contra Fates]

You got a

/me inserts Godzilla.

[I Changed My Name Too!]

You get a lonely Japanese man dressed in a rubber lizard suit.

*inserts a Flock of Seagulls 8-track*

[Casanova]

Bacon.

*inserts instant noodles*

[Ryvius]

You got a lack of stomach lining.

*inserts intangible happiness*

[I Changed My Name Too!]

You get blue mermaid statue that someone has scribbled a small note on in Sharpie.
*inserts all my hair*

[Aleister Black]

You get a picture of Chewbacca.


*inserts creaky chair sound*

[I Changed My Name Too!]

You get a door that is constantly slamming itself... WITH NO WIND.

*inserts an 8x10 glossy of Prince's high-heeled purple boots*

[Ryvius]

You get the coolest, gender-defying purple motorcycle ever built.

*inserts the shattered remnants of my hope*

[Mellusia]

You get Anakin Skywalker when he was still an innocent brat ;D

*inserts my pillow*

[Ryvius]

You get your pillow back. EXCEPT IT'S FLIPPED OVER TO THE COOL SIDE. AWWW YEAH.


*inserts warm sushi*

[Aleister Black]

You get a live whale.


*enter my lack of pep to go to work*

[I Changed My Name Too!]

You get a small pamphlet explaining the finer points of calling in sick.

*inserts a zip-lock bag filled with curdled milk*