One word story chain

[Casanova]

Every spam games section needs one of these. Simply add one word to the previous post in order to continue the chain. Hilarious results are inevitably had.

Begin the game!

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Old

[Inu]

pumpkins

[Casanova]

Old pumpkins never

[Mellusia]

Old pumpkins never say

[Inu]

Old pumpkins never say "My

[Casanova]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons

[Contra Fates]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are

[Ryvius]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are growing

[Contra Fates]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are growing like

[BlackJack]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are growing like daffodils.

[Contra Fates]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are growing like daffodils." Because

[Jigoku Shōjo]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are growing like daffodils." Because they're

[Ryvius]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are growing like daffodils." Because they're too

[Daesy]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are growing like daffodils." Because they're too dumb

[Mellusia]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are growing like daffodils." Because they're too dumb to

[Ryvius]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are growing like daffodils." Because they're too dumb to reason

[Casanova]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are growing like daffodils." Because they're too dumb to reason with.

[Aleister Black]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are growing like daffodils." Because they're too dumb to reason with their

[Casanova]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are growing like daffodils." Because they're too dumb to reason with their socks.

[Aleister Black]

Old pumpkins never say "My tendons are growing like daffodils." Because they're too dumb to reason with their socks. Partly