We came to the conclusion you would have to rape, torture and kill your pregnant mother/sister (she had sex with her father) then sodomise and cannablise her whilst she was tied to a cross in a church, then ritually sacrifice her in front of your girlfriend with a stolen knife (you really liked your neighbours knife) before blaming the crime on your neighbour, telling god to fuck himself and commiting suicide, all on a Sunday.
This would break a few of the 10 commandments:
- You shall have no other Gods but me. (Ritual Sacrifice to another god is hardly worshipping the Christian god)
- You shall not make for yourself any idol, nor bow down to it or worship it. (Kinda the same as above)
- You shall not misuse the name of the Lord your God. (Telling the big guy where to get off)
- You shall remember and keep the Sabbath day holy. (Doing this stuff on a Sunday is a big non-no)
- Respect your father and mother. (Well killing her is hardly respecting her)
- You must not kill. (Self Explanatory)
- You must not commit adultery. (The girlfriend is not happy)
- You must not steal. (Stolen Knife)
- You must not give false evidence against your neighbour. (Blaming your neighbour for the crime)
- You must not be envious of your neighbour's goods. You shall not be envious of his house nor his wife, nor anything that belongs to your neighbour. (Sacrificial Knife)
This also conforms to a few of the seven deadly sins such as:
Envy (same as No.10)
Wrath (Being all angry and killing your mother)
Gluttony (Cannabilism)
Lust (Raping her)
Pride (for telling the big man where to get off)
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