Doaj

Or not.

Psyche, I got you guys.

Well, as you all should be aware, Tera and I have not had internet in several months. How many? I lost count. But! That simply tells you where I have not been (the internets) but neglects to tell you where I was. For starters, I was losing my job. Pizza Time is a bunch of pricks, and I was casually let go. Quite unprofessionally. They just stopped answering my calls. Then, in late June and early July, I was visiting my grandpa. He's seriously the smartest man I've ever known. He's been dying of cancer for a few years, and on July 9th I held his hand while he died. First time for everything. It really effects me, but I'm trying not to let it since it has to happen more (unless I die before everyone else- a loophole!). Tera was instrumental in helping me cope with his death. Love you, Grandpa.

The following day, Tera and I, in addition to our roommate Lassie and our friend Deborah, went on a picnic. To put it lightly, it didn't go well. Was it drama? No, bigger! Did ants infest the foods? No, you think too small, Watson! Actually, leaving the picnic (which we had in a cemetery, incidentally) we were in a car accident. A pretty bad one. We were T-boned taking a left on to a busy street. It wasn't busy at the time but that's off topic. Anyway, everyone was more-or-less fine except for me. I was hospitalized for five days with a ruptured spleen and a fractured sacrum. For the first six months after the accident I cannot run or jump or skip or lift heavy objects. Nothing that might jar my system. My spleen is in a healing process, and running or jumping can disrupt that, cause my spleen to re-rupture, and subsequently kill me.

On to other news, Tera got her scholarship back, so we shouldn't be financially desperate and barren for a while. I also work an average of one day a week making an average of fifteen dollars a day. I hate Pizza Time; I got my job back there because my friend fucking bought it. So I figured he could hook me up with some hours, and instead I'm passing out flyers again, for cheaper than I did before. Thanks, friend.

And what have I missed?