Contra Fates

Some you might remember one of my previous blogs titled: "I Pissed Off Vanilla Ice." Well, I'm here to give you guys the latest update! It turns out I was able to make yet another accomplishment in the realm of screwing with this King-Douche-of-One-Hit-Wonders.

So, I saw him in the camera department on his cell phone, in a navy jacket, probably wanting to be low-key today. He walks over to my department, while I'm helping a customer [a particularly bat shit customer, at that], and he's looking at a laptop right in front of where I was, listening to me explain the specs of a laptop to my customer in a way she'd understand. So, he goes to me and says: "Hey, what's the fastest laptop here?" Of course he interrupted me with my customer, but, hey, it's Rob Van Winkle, what the hell...I was a jerk to him last time, so I figured I'd help him out. So, I passed off my batshit crazy customer to someone else, and helped Vanilla pick out a new laptop.

The sale was relatively pleasant enough, up until I went to ring him up and he asks me if I can give him a discount. ...Seriously, dude? I've seen your house, and I've seen pictures from your local car shows. NO. xD

I just smiled and said: "Hah, sorry...I wish I could get a discount on that machine, too!" Before ringing him up, I smiled again and said: "Oh, give me one second, I need to double check something." I walked over to the back area near where I was ringing him out, and had one of my co-workers cue up Queen and David Bowie's 'Under Pressure,' the song that Vanilla Ice was infamously known for ripping the beat from.

So, after he was paid and done for, I handed him his receipt with a smile, and my co-worker hit play.

Ice turned around to walk out, but stopped mid-step with the most angry look on his face.

I did it again. =D Now I just have to really think of what to do when an opportunity for Part 3 rolls around!